I'm starting 2009 in a new city, with a new job, a new crazy dog to train, and in one new apartment with my life crammed into a million boxes in the living room where they Will remain until next week when we (Me and M) can move into a bigger apartment.
In the mean time like i said my life is crammed into a million boxes, I cant unpack, and I feel unsettled. I also have this crazy dog of M's whom I'm home with all day and he doesn't listen so well doesn't walk on a leash so well and weighs a ton so its not like i can just pick him up and toss him (not really) But he's really big and in my opinion unruly.
This is going to take time, the training thing. I am going to enroll him in beginner training classes, i bought him a special leash and I'm reading Ceasar Millans book about becoming the pack leader. I WILL be the pack leader, this dog WILL NOT control me!!!
Today, someone knocked on the door I thought it was M as we only have one key right now, and so i just opened it not thinking to look through the peek whole like most common sensed people do... It wasn't M it was the FedEx guy and the crazy dog charges out at this big man who FREAKS OUT!!! Now crazy dog is totally harmless but if a big black dog charges you most people would freak out, all he did was run at this man (who freaks out) and fall at his feet and act like a cockroach, legs flailing in the air while on his back. I thought it was hilarious the FedEx guy didn't, i apologized a million times and took my box and went on.
Confirmed... I have my task for 2009... to train crazy dog... I don't make resolutions they are made to be broken so I'm not making a huge list of resolutions but one of my goals is to train this CRAZY @$$ DOG!!!
1 comment:
That is so hillarous. I actually laughed out loud.... You ARE the Pack Leader.
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