I can always count on a good laugh here and there
M is getting his wisdon teeth out tommorow and has to brush his teeth for thirty minutes tonight, I am not sure why, I guess to kill some mouth bacteria but yet you go to sleep and imsure your mouth will grow some more but what do I know, I have never heard of anyone having to do this but whatevs so
M: Man, I have to still brush my teeth for thirty minutes... good thing I have like 5 toothbrushes
Me: ...what? Why do you need 5?
M: because I have to brush my teeth for thirty minutes and you cant use a wet toothbrush
M: You know when I was a kid someone said you should never use your toothbrush if its wet, why do you think I always have like 2 toothbrushes...
Me: WHAT I am SO confused (while rolling on the floor laughing) But, I wet my toothbrush before I use it
M: Yeah so do I...
Me: Um **speechless** Ok then why do you need 5 toothbrushes again?
M: I dont know cuz that would just be weird to use the same one for all thirty minutes, I have to switch them out
Me: ***speechless, but still rolling on the floor laughing***